Oya, Snape ternyata bukan seorang Sagitarius! Dia Capricorn! Lahirnya 9 Januari 1960 (meski beberapa ada juga yang menyebutkan 1959, tapi aku yakin 1960.. hehe). Kalau begitu, dark horoscop ini nggak berlaku:
Sagittarius (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
You've got a big mouth and unwittingly hurt an insult people with it. You can even go to utter strangers and give unsolicited advice and comments.
You also seem to enjoy verbal duels with others whenever you can. And you sure can make sore losers, even suspecting foul play if things don't go your way. You have a knack for confrontation and you can't resist being sarcastic. You also don't think too much of many people, because you have a mild superiority complex. Vanity is also a trait in many of you.
Learn with whom you can be frank otherwise keep your comments to yourself.Discretion is the better part of valour. Curb your cockiness, and you can combine it with your concern for serious issues, aiding in your search for truth
Capricorn (Dec 22 - Jan 19)
You are rather materialistic and it is fueled by your fears of financial disaster. This makes you complain about monetary woes, irritating many with your obnoxious attitude. You can also be a social climber, manipulating your way up the ladder; name- dropping all the way to the top. Once in a while, you'll have morbid thoughts about Death, something that scares you because you have no control over it. You tend to be obsessive about your mortality sometimes.
Stop worrying about losing money, and you'd rid yourself of unfounded nightmares. Stop manipulating others and you'll be free to concentrate on attaining your goals. Get rid of your phobias and you'll be able to relax more and enjoy yourself.
Perasaan Snape ga pernah musingin soal uang .. hehe..
PS: Seorang Ravenclaw nulis tentang Snape? *wink-wink, ngelirik Anne*
PS2: makasih buat Anne atas Dark Horoscope-nya, setahun atau dua tahun yang lalu...